People are literally sleeping in the office tonight because of the deadline.

My highlight this last weekend was buying a new bed frame and bed from IKEA. PGP.

I got way too excited when I found out my new job has a parking garage. PGP

Owing money to the government. PGP.

Exactly an hour late today

My mom figured out how to @me on Instagram.

Can I unsubscribe from this email chain?

Half of my tax return is paying to fix the bumper of a CEO’s car I scraped in the building parking garage last weekend. PGP.

Had to wait until work to poop because I didn’t have any toilet paper at the apartment.

Putting your office goggles on can easily turn that 5 down the hall into a solid 8. I’ve got to get out more. PGP