A senior colleague just scheduled a 4:30 on my calendar today (Friday). Fuck you man. PGP.

It’s Friday. Fuck it. PGP.

I wish it was acceptable to reply “Fuck it” to half of the work emails I receive. PGP.

I once helped fix the printer for the new office hot girl. I’m now known as “the guy” when the printer takes a shit. PGP.

“Your request for time off has been denied.” SB16. PGP.

The greatest injustice in the world is the fact that HR is always attractive.

Knowing a huge project is coming down your way and thinking of changing jobs to avoid.

I’m starting to think I’m getting low T.

My boss told me that every time I come in her office, she assumes something is wrong. PGP.