We all just got laid off.

Obnoxious business word of the day: Leverage. PGP

People are beginning to expect more out of me. PGP

My boss just rejected my expense report for $7.00. PGP

Last Friday night I ordered checks and went to bed at 10:30. PGP.

People my age are winding down their professional sports careers.

Contemplated calling in a noise complaint on my undergrad neighbors around 11:45pm last night. PGP

James Bond knows what the weight of an empty gun feels like. I’m the same way with my stapler. PGP.

Acromyms.PGP.

Gave in my two weeks. People keep saying “We will miss you”. How am I supposed to respond to that? PGP.