One day I am going to tie my tie right the first time #PGP

Listening to stories about people’s kids. PGP

Saw my boss on tinder, automatically swiped left. He just asked me why I didn’t swip right, I’m not sure if he was joking or not.

Having to “urban dictionary” words interns use. PGP

The gradual decline in goal setting from a six figure salary to a new office chair. PGP.

Missing the bachelor party but attending the wedding. PGP.

I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, assuming I die by Monday. PGP.

My little brother just graduated law school in the top five percent of his class. My dog got kicked out of obedience school. PGP.