This is too easy. Delay. Not only will the airline give you a bunch of free flight credits for the delay, I don’t want to lose all my clothes. I’ve had a 10 hour delay before in a middle-of-nowhere airport. Pro-tip: always pack a scarf because you can turn it into a good small pillow for your neck
1) Control time. Freezing it would be dope, because I could go to a movie, take a bathroom break and wouldn’t miss anything. Also this basically gives you teleporting powers.
2) Age at a variable rate I control. Fuck living forever, but I’d rush through my 90s and enjoy the rest of my 20s.
3) I guess a working solution to reverse pollution and permanently fix the damage now and in the future? This was gonna be a sports almanac with every sporting result for 500 years, but I can just watch the game, go back in time and then bet.
To number 2, the tennis coach may not like the idea of dating one of his old high school students. Assuming he still teaches, that kind of gossip getting around could kill his career, especially in a bougie area where gossip can spread like wildfire.
1) Y’all need to format the app for PGP to work with iPads
2) More ramen related content. I’ll work on it maybe but this is like the Tuesday text of “lets go out Friday,” it probably wont happen
3a) Dave, what are your opinions penguins?
3b) Will, what are your opinions on CVS receipts?
Trader Joes sucks. The layout is terrible, every single one is located in a place that has 0 parking, and the selection of goods is mediocre at best, even in the produce section. Decently priced wine is great though.
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This is too easy. Delay. Not only will the airline give you a bunch of free flight credits for the delay, I don’t want to lose all my clothes. I’ve had a 10 hour delay before in a middle-of-nowhere airport. Pro-tip: always pack a scarf because you can turn it into a good small pillow for your neck
Ring shopping, midget hookers and job interviews.
2019 is the year of the ascot
Nah, this is definitely TFTC
Going to ask the girlfriend’s parents permission. Wish me luck
No Wyld Stallyns?
Duda is the antithesis of cool
Speaking of credit cards, Amazon Prime CC. 100% worth it. No fee, 5% back on amazon.
1) Control time. Freezing it would be dope, because I could go to a movie, take a bathroom break and wouldn’t miss anything. Also this basically gives you teleporting powers.
2) Age at a variable rate I control. Fuck living forever, but I’d rush through my 90s and enjoy the rest of my 20s.
3) I guess a working solution to reverse pollution and permanently fix the damage now and in the future? This was gonna be a sports almanac with every sporting result for 500 years, but I can just watch the game, go back in time and then bet.
To each their own, but think she can score a few extra tickets next time?
If you really wanna be cheap, find other people going to town that weekend and just split a hotel between the group of you.
Forced family vacation. I cant wait to bring up politics.
Final Fantasy X, iPhone games, flower, Kingdom Hearts, and .Hack:GU (sunday nights are the only time I can stand the 10 hour cutscenes)
To number 2, the tennis coach may not like the idea of dating one of his old high school students. Assuming he still teaches, that kind of gossip getting around could kill his career, especially in a bougie area where gossip can spread like wildfire.
1) Y’all need to format the app for PGP to work with iPads
2) More ramen related content. I’ll work on it maybe but this is like the Tuesday text of “lets go out Friday,” it probably wont happen
3a) Dave, what are your opinions penguins?
3b) Will, what are your opinions on CVS receipts?
1) Some Ramen.
2) Some Ramen and raw men.
3) The ramen related content.
4) Bring back whats for dinner
Use the noodles, trash the flavoring packet.
Listen. If you don’t hire him, Chili’s will. We’re all about the vest while we serve nice warm queso.
Trader Joes sucks. The layout is terrible, every single one is located in a place that has 0 parking, and the selection of goods is mediocre at best, even in the produce section. Decently priced wine is great though.
Watch the intro only if its different every episode and interesting. Dragonball Z’s intro is painfully long though.