I proposed… A service agreement to a client.

The handicap stall is bigger then my cube

Googling “pros and cons of being an uber driver”. PGP.

I think Caitlyn Jenner might be more attractive than me. PGP.

Tinder on toilet. Tinder in traffic. PGP

Over this job..I started 2 months ago. PGP

I’ve had the dad bod before dad bods were cool. PGP

5 of my Facebook friends are celebrating birthdays today, and I don’t care about any of them