Last one in, first one out.

My awful sunburn some how looks even worse under fluorescent lighting.

Regretting getting your college friend a job in your office.

Pinch me and I will end you.

“Sort by price: low – high”

I’ve fantasized about going full Terry Tate on every person in my office at least once.

Nothing makes you sound busier than the sound of a three hole punch. PGP.

My biggest fear is ending up like my older coworkers.

Had an awesome PGP I wanted to post but a coworker dropped by my cubicle and now I can’t remember what it was.