I seriously considered quitting my office job to go back to life as a cart girl and life guard for the summer. Those were the good ol days. PGP

According to my calculations, it will at least two years until I can afford 2-ply toilet paper. PGP.

The most rebellious thing I have done lately was change my company computer’s wallpaper. PGP.

Submitting the same rejected PGP wall post three times because you know most sales occur on the third call. PGP.

Watching “The Wolf of Wall Street” and realizing that you actually do work for a “shit kicker bucket shop.” PGP.

Dropped my work iPhone on my personal iPhone. I now have two broken iPhones. PGP.

If I learn anything from this internship, it’s how many times I can wear my work clothes without paying for dry cleaning. PGP.

Being certified in everything, but knowing less than Jon Snow. PGP.

Cigarettes were supposed to be a college thing