I used to have the best memory. Now, I tell the same story 5 times and can’t remember what I ate for breakfast. PGP.

Celebrated my 25th birthday by swapping rental cars to get rid of the under 25 surcharge. PGP.

Whoever said, “Today is the first day of the rest of you life” never worked in corporate America. PGP.

On a scale of 1 -10, how obnoxious is wearing my Beats by Dre headphones in the office? PGP.

My company is blocking wifi after 9 a.m. PGP.

Betting on the jobs report. PGP.

Just got a rejection email from a job I applied for over a year ago. PGP.