“So… what are we?” PGP.

The intern is too young to make my liquor run. PGP.

Following the demise of Johnny D from IL to TX. PGP.

Contemplated calling the police on anyone who blew off a firework after 10 p.m. PGP.

I got so fucked up on Friday that I spent my entire long weekend recovering. PGP.

My company has blocked Pandora but Facebook is apparently still cool. PGP.

I have to work a full shift today to cover the office so everyone else can go home early. PGP.

The bar was way too loud last night. PGP.