Just found out I have weddings on back to back days next June. Already have the scaries. PGP.

Going to a coworker’s “Last Day Happy Hour,” eating a free plate of food, drinking free beer, and not saying goodbye to the person quitting. PGP.

Went hiking on Saturday, still felt sore Wednesday. PGP.

“Hey I have to drop off this call to run to another meeting.” *Sprints to the bathroom before defecating everywhere* PGP.

Wrinkle free pants got wrinkled. PGP.

Sweating through your undershirt on your morning commute. PGP.

Just downloaded PokemonGo and can’t get any work done.