Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time. PGPowerMove.

When the IT guy says, “I have no clue.” PGP.

I finished all my work for the day by 11 a.m. Have to stay till 6 anyway. PGP.

Having to quickly switch tabs when you hear a coworker come up behind you. PGP

These posts are becoming increasingly more accurate. PGP.

Living in constant fear that your boss will find out that you are just making it up as you go. PGP.

All of the new hires come to me with questions they don’t want to ask the boss. I don’t know the answers either. PGP.

I’m worried about my lawn. PGP.

Having to pull a bitch move by copying a coworker’s leader on an email because he won’t cooperate. PGP.

Checking your bank account balance on Monday morning to motivate yourself to go to work. PGP.