Regional manager is taking the last 3 of us out to lunch this week. We’re going to the food court at the local mall. PGP.

Had my first sex related injury this weekend. PGP.

Getting into the office at 9 a.m. is fine, but leaving before 4 p.m. is a “half-day.” PGP.

Updating your LinkedIn profile at work. PGPowerMove.

The sarcastic “good for you” when you tell a coworker you’ll be off on Friday. PGP.

When you get drunk and sign up for The Bachelor because you’re 27, single, and unemployed. PGP.

I give zero fucks about what grade your kid is about to start. PGP.

Girlfriend just thanked the waiter at a taco bar by saying “Graci-YASS.” PGP.