Sometimes the best part of my day is riding the elevator alone. PGP.

Had to ask my neighbors to keep it down last night. PGP

Negotiated a starting salary of 53k just to say I make over $1000/week. PGP.

Unnecessarily explaining what you were doing on your phone when the boss walks by. PGP.

Now that we’re married, my wife nonchalantly talks about how hot other guys are. PGP.

Mad Men expectations. Glengary Glenross reality. PGP.

My mom posted a photo on Facebook that got 40 more like than I’ve ever gotten. PGP.