Family knows I hate my job and asked “Why don’t you just go for a walk on your lunch break and see who’s hiring around the city?” PGP.

If I hear the phrase “Just another day in paradise,” I’m going to kill someone.

“Synergy.” PGP.

Co workers sending out 8 year old internet memes in emails. PGP.

Sometimes I’ll print something out on the printer on the other side of the floor just to walk around the office and look busy. PGP

My Sirius XM trial just expired. PGP.

When you drink too much and question all your life decisions the days following. PGP.

Needing Mondays off because Sunday isn’t enough time to decompress from the weekend. PGP.

My boss micro manages my commissioner role in our work league. PGP.