My mom gets more likes on Instagram than me. PGP.

It’s getting harder and harder to hide how much everyone annoys me. PGP.

They finally hired someone my age…he’s annoying as fuck. PGP.

I check the stock market more than Facebook. PGP.

I added Ken Bone on LinkedIn. PGpowermove.

Threesome happened, and it consists of my coworker and her boyfriend. PGP.