Every time I see a “Rochester Institute of Technology” bumper sticker on a car I fear that I may be tailgating a co-worker on the commute to work. PGP.

“It feels so weird to type ‘2018’.” PGP.

Coworker just told me I should hit on our FedEx delivery man. PGP.

“See you next year.” PGP.

Coworkers having to fill you in on what you did during the last hour of the Christmas party. PGP.

Going out for lunch and your boss ends up at the same place. PGP.

My ex “likes” all my siblings’ posts on social media. PGP.

Matched with a coworker on a dating app during Christmas weekend. Today we’re the only two employees at work. PGP.

Not being able to expense that six pack because the firm doesn’t consider it as a “meal.” PGP.

Not getting the end of year bonus because I started my new job 2 days after the firm’s FY. PGP.