Not knowing the difference between a white elephant, gift exchange, and secret santa. PGP.

Too tired to drink. PGP.

My boss emailed me within that 10 minute window I was briefly away from my desk. He decided to call me to confirm that I got his email. PGP.

My usual headphones and my back-up set both broke this morning. PGP.

The very first thing my colleague said this morning: “Fuck this place!” I love my colleague. PGP.

Got asked in an interview what I’m passionate about and I’ve never been so stumped in my life. PGP.

Fun Fact: Ctrl Delete will erase all of the emails in the shared inbox. PGP.

I have to work the week between Christmas and New Year’s. PGP.

First business trip with the new job, and I get bedbugs. PGP.

My girlfriend reads Things Girls Do After Graduation, so now I have mad ring pressure. PGP.