My condom stash is expired. PGP.

CFO responded to a company-wide email about meeting our yearly goal with nothing but “Dilly Dilly!” PGP.

Using seasonal affective disorder as a cover for your alcoholism. PGP.

“Are you going anywhere for Christmas?” PGP.

My boss just put in his two weeks notice. PGP.

Some guy from another floor is washing his hair in our bathroom. PGP.

Received a firm-wide email from the CEO thanking everyone for their hard work this year along with a $100 electronic gift card to Amazon. It was an internal phishing test that was his idea. PGP.

My last three Tinder messages have been sponsored advertisements. PGP.

When you’re already working 12+ hour days and your boss tells you to “step it up”. PGP.