“Please disregard my last email.” PGP.

Everyone on the project team calls me Junior. I’m 25. PGP.

My parents just told me I need to double my life insurance after seeing my student loan total. PGP.

Wearing the same two pairs of pants to work each week. PGP.

Reading articles about my future employer being on the bad end of a hostile takeover in my panic room. PGP.

Realizing $100 dollars is both a lot and a very little amount of money. PGP.

Not today Sallie Mae. PGP.

Using Google to fix 99% of your problems. PGP.

Got a job offer and the company offered the same exact salary amount as my first job. I have 3 years of work experience. PGP.

Listening to my coworker use a Dremel at his desk. We work in finance. PGP.