Taking a sick day when you aren’t sick to avoid your office full of coworkers who refuse to take a sick day when they are. PGP.

Accidentally put salt instead of sugar in my coffee this morning. PGP.

Client joined the meeting 24 hours early and emailed everyone asking why no one is on the line yet. PGP.

I don’t know how he does it, but my boss never fails to call me whenever I’m away from my desk. PGP.

Setting private daily meetings on my work calendar at 3 pm to play HQ in the bathroom. PGP.

Getting an email from your boss on Friday evening that begins with “Do this first thing when you get in on Monday.” PGP.

My job makes me change my password every two weeks. PGP.

My boss signs his emails “Smiles.” PGP.

The “I had fun last night, but didn’t really feel a strong connection” follow-up text. PGP.

Coworkers only addressing you by your initials in emails. PGP.