45 and rainy all weekend, 75 and sunny on Monday.

Bumble match from last night deleted me this morning.

Constantly living in a state of “Am I hungover or just very tired?”

Getting dethroned from using the secret bathroom that you thought everyone in the building forgot about.

Still being hungover from Saturday night in the Monday morning meeting.

My boss of five years still spells my name wrong in emails.

Getting carded today was easily the biggest compliment I’ve gotten this year.

I’ve been at work for an hour and I have yet to do anything remotely productive.

Looking out the office window to see if your boss’s car is gone before ducking out early.

Strongly considering eating romaine lettuce in the hopes that I get E. coli so I can have a couple of days off.