The inaudible sigh you give when your work phone rings.

Reddit. News. ESPN. Reddit. News. ESPN. Reddit. News. ESPN.

Shamelessly watching The Masters at work because I can’t get promoted and won’t get fired.

Having a job is cool because you get paid to be hungover.

The CEO forgot to invite me to a meeting that our entire department was in attendance for. PGP.

Fucking up an event invite and sending it to 40,000 people. PGP.

Subject lines that contain the entire message. PGP.

Who knew there wasn’t any money in nonprofit work? PGP.

Bought a lumbar support for my chair. PGP.