The “try as best you can to be productive today” team email the day before Memorial Day Weekend.

The casual “So, like, what’s the deal on the ‘random drug tests’ policy around here?” question when starting a new job.

The stalls in my office have no wifi or cell service.

Coworker quoted Nickelback during our morning meeting.

Submitting Pedialyte as an incidental expense when reconciling travel receipts.

Went on a date with a guy and came home to realize that I don’t even know his name.

Sure thing deal pulled out at the last minute on Friday afternoon.

Waking up hungover without getting drunk.

I get out of work at 4:45. Boss scheduled an hour-long 4:30 meeting.

Cashier asked if I have a sick kid at home as I purchased a Pedialyte.