Carol from HR microwaves fish every. single. day.

Long blank stares at the ceiling before getting out of bed for work.

Bumble match asked about my height. Was unmatched immediately after telling her.

I put in my notice and the company owner told me not to bother coming back.

“Just a few housekeeping items…” Fuck.

Stole Advil from the office first aid kit for my hangover.

New girl just told me she can’t believe it’s already Friday. Must be nice not to have your soul crushed yet.

Ate a bag of popcorn for lunch today because it’s all I could afford.

I’m still sore from dancing to “Shout” at my cousin’s wedding.

Sometimes I just stare a blank Google page and shut my brain off for a couple minutes.