Half the city is under water, still got chewed out for being 15 minutes late. PGP.

Looks like someone got some sun this weekend.PGP

My office phone just rang for the first time since I started working two months ago. The lady on the other end had the wrong extension and I had no idea how or where to forward her call and the entire experience was terrifying. PGP

I’m so hungover. PGP

Throwing up in your backyard five hours before work. PGP.

Dreams of early retirement, realities of working until 60 or later. PGP.

My time card is going to require some serious creativity this week.

Every time someone at work tells me a story, I want to just “honestly, I don’t give a fuck.”

I put in maybe 3 hours of real work everyday. During my 3 month review, my manager described me as “professional, attentive, and a quick worker.” PGPM?

No toilet paper at home, gotta hold it till work. PGP.