Contemplated calling the police on anyone who blew off a firework after 10 p.m. PGP.

Why am I seeing a bunch of videos of people running in place? PGP.

Looking forward to my buddy’s wedding simply because it will be a great opportunity to take a quality LinkedIn photo. PGP.

Contemplating putting an out of order sign on my favorite bathroom stall to reserve it. PGPM.

Everyone is getting leg cramps and shit during sex and I’m over here like, what is this “sex”? PGP

Really not knowing how to socialize with babies and always ending up being the weird one petting their heads

“My youngest son is right around your age”. PGP

Requested PTO to take off last Friday. Manager approved it this morning.

Coming back to a voicemail after your morning dump. PGP.

Excited for summer. Because traffic will be lighter. PGP.