My company’s lack of a tuition reimbursement policy confirming my suspicion that they want me to be stuck in this position forever. PGP.

I go on more interviews than dates.

What did people do before excel?

Sort by: Price Low to High. PGP.

The copier is printing horizontal instead of vertical. PGP.

Sincerely being too old for this shit. PGP.

You either quit a hero, or work here long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Having the capacity of a white collar but stuck in a blue collar job. PGP.

I still have no clue how we continue to make Fortune’s 100 Best Companies To Work For. PGP

Pretending like doing coke on the weekend is against your values PGP