Today I’ve stared at a blank computer screen. That’s it. PGP.

On paper, I’m an adult. PGP

My fiancée scheduled a wedding venue tour during the Packers game on Sunday. PGP.

Accidentally blacked out at the baseball game last night. PGP.

Warm toilet seats. PGP.

Really putting my Constanza moves to work this afternoon. PGP

Laboring on Labor Day. PGP.

I actually said to an intern “When I was your age…”. PGP

Someone flushed a toilet during a conference call.

I’m really starting to like talk radio. PGP