At what age do I start having hobbies other than drinking? PGP.

I went bowling last night by myself and I actually enjoyed it. PGP

“Well, we really needed this rain.” PGP

“Dear God, please make me a bird so I can fly far. Far far away from here.”

The water faucet sensor in the bathroom doesn’t acknowledge my existence. PGP.

Having to make a login account for every job I apply for #PGP

Washing down melatonin with whiskey

When I don’t wear make-up to work, “Someone looks tired today!” PGP.

You either blackout a hero, or drink long enough to see yourself become the villian. PGP

The Urban Dictionary app is atop my used apps because I don’t understand new words and acronyms. PGP.