I respond “tentative” to every calendar invite to give the appearance that I am busier than I really am. PGP.

The length of my hangover has officially exceeded the length of my weekend. PGP.

The receptionist quit so they forwarded the reception line to my desk. PGP

Just hired a guy I graduated with from high school. PGPM

Today I remembered why I stopped participating in Sunday fun day.

I finally get to get out of town for a business conference. Muscatine, Iowa here I come! PGP

College ruined my life.

Dreamt my student loans were paid off

Half my friends are engaged and having kids, the other half are too drunk to even find their phones. PGP.

I make slightly less than the average American household and I still feel like a poor. PGP