Already looking forward to Labor Day weekend. PGP.

Not even pretending to work this morning. PGP

Found a Times New Roman in the streets and a Wingdings in the sheets. She exists.

Having meetings to plan other meetings…

The fear of being hungover on Monday morning keeps me from drinking on Friday sometimes. PGP.

I don’t get cranky before I’ve had my coffee, but I tell people I do so they won’t talk to me. PGP.

Finding the acceptable volume for your Pandora to play at your desk without pissing off your co-workers.

Mastering weather-related small talk. PGP.

Threatening to boycott your friends wedding if they don’t have an open bar. PGP

That primal rush when Chipotle doesn’t charge you for double meat.