The Wait of Shame on the toilet so you don’t have to make eye contact with the people who just heard you destroy it. PGP.

I can’t afford to be in another wedding.

I just googled “can you overdose on pepto bismol”. Turns out, yes. Yes, you can.

Getting invited on winetasting trips by people who grossly overestimate my salary. PGP.

Woke up thinking today was Saturday. PGP.

Was told I’m too old to be of interest to any of the men that work on my floor. I’m 24. PGP.

Not even the day after tomorrow is Friday. PGP.

Clocking in at 8:30 am, being done at 12 pm, waiting to go home at 5 pm. PGP.

Went to apologize to my boss for being late. He had no idea who I was. #PGP

I’ve worn the same slacks every day this week. PGP.