Specials are my drink of choice. PGP.

Watering down your humor to make it office appropriate. PGP.

That deep breath you take every time you arrive at the office. PGP.

Thinking about starting a blog. PGP

New phone system at work traces every call and my boss can listen in at any time. Thanks Obama

I always pull out….of the driveway by 7:15. PGP

Still can’t grow a beard. PGP

Forgot to wear a belt.

Everyone in the office knows I’m hungover.

Talking to my roomates about putting a garden in the backyard. #PGP