My boss sneeze-sharted during my performance review today. PGP.

“I’ll wait for the New Year” has slowly become my excuse for everything.

Just got wedding invitation to watch a live-steam of the ceremony in Hawaii. Not an invitation to attend but to stream it online. PGP

Having a legitimate plan of action if I win the powerball. #PGP

Put my name in the raffle for the new TV. Ended up getting the $20 gift card to Carrabba’s. PGP.

Had a wedding, a concert, and a golf outing this weekend; not checking my bank account ’til next paycheck. PGP

I just yelled at a high schooler for hitting my car with a football. PGP.

I work in retail.

I’m going to a BYOB wedding, that wasn’t a typo

My one goal at work is to go this whole day without anyone finding out it’s my birthday.