The National Championship: ruining sober Januarys for over a hundred years. PGP.

Not making it through the college football national championship. PGP.

Decided to be healthy and take the stairs this morning. Tripped and spilled my coffee. PGP.

My stocks took a hit today. PGP.

I’m starting to order more water than beer at the bar. PGP.

Office’s computer network was hacked so all systems are down. I’ve being doing newspaper puzzles all morning and getting paid for it. PGP.

My job frequently touts “Work/Life Balance” but regularly denies PTO… PGP.

My mom still feels the need to make certain situations into life lessons. I am 26. PGP.

Our cleaning crew left so now we have to take out our trash and take turns cleaning the bathrooms. PGP.

Just bought an ice scraper for my car. I live in Florida. PGP.