The office Christmas party this year will be a dinner with a presentation of last year’s budget performance. Attendance is strongly encouraged. PGP.

I forgot how old I was today. I literally forgot my own age. PGP.

Finding the quickest route out of the workplace that is out of other coworkers line of sight. PGP.

Sick day policy so bad I’m sitting back at work 20 min after having two wisdom teeth removed. PGP.

My boss hates his job so much he jokes about killing himself on the regular. PGP.

I pay more on taxes than I did on tuition. PGP.