Using seasonal affective disorder as a cover for your alcoholism. PGP.

Typing rebuttal emails in word knowing you can’t actually send them without extensive editing if you want to keep your job. PGP.

“Are you going anywhere for Christmas?” PGP.

Some guy from another floor is washing his hair in our bathroom. PGP.

My last three Tinder messages have been sponsored advertisements. PGP.

Drawing your boss in the Secret Santa drawing. PGP.