Every time I see a “Rochester Institute of Technology” bumper sticker on a car I fear that I may be tailgating a co-worker on the commute to work. PGP.

“It feels so weird to type ‘2018’.” PGP.

Coworker just told me I should hit on our FedEx delivery man. PGP.

I’ve decided to allow myself to wear jeans to work, and everyone is giving me that judgmental look. PGP.

“See you next year.” PGP.

Too tired to drink. PGP.

Opting to listen to radio commercials over taking my headphones off to hear my coworkers talk. PGP.

My girlfriend reads Things Girls Do After Graduation, so now I have mad ring pressure. PGP.