Bought a lumbar support for my chair. PGP.

My job makes me change my password every two weeks. PGP.

One of the partners brought me along with him to a college basketball game, so as a thanks I bought him a beer. He didn’t want it. PGP.

My humble brags are now mostly humbling. PGP.

The overly talkative coworker that asks, “Why do you wear headphones?” PGP.

Took Monday – Thursday off. Still had 5 ass chewings today. PGP.

“Please disregard my last email.” PGP.

Reading articles about my future employer being on the bad end of a hostile takeover in my panic room. PGP.

Realizing $100 dollars is both a lot and a very little amount of money. PGP.

Not today Sallie Mae. PGP.