Took six flights of stairs to avoid talking with a coworker in the garage elevator.

My computer screen is visible to the majority of the office.

The subtle fist pump after opening the stall door and seeing a freshly cleaned toilet.

Not knowing what HQ Trivia and Fortnite are and having no desire to find out.

Coworker has been on the phone all morning trying to ensure her dog can travel internationally with her.

Fucking up an event invite and sending it to 40,000 people. PGP.

Subject lines that contain the entire message. PGP.

Who knew there wasn’t any money in nonprofit work? PGP.