I’m pretty sure my boss is afraid of technology developed after 1985. PGP.

When your company updates its software and it’s worse than before. PGP.

I have an early start tomorrow, but sure, I can meet you for one drink. PGP.

Had my annual review on a Wednesday. After that, I learned that Wednesday Scaries are a thing. PGP.

After a year of being the only male, my department finally hired another guy. He collects Yu-Gi-Oh cards. PGP.

Client call is running over and now I’m missing the cake in the break room celebrating a coworker’s wedding. PGP.

Living by the phone call policy: if it’s important, they’ll leave a voicemail or send an email. PGP.

Team-wide argument is breaking out over email. PGP.

My boss walks into my office and asks, “What are you working on?” like he’s trying to catch me not working. Every. Single. Day. PGP