Due to restructuring, not knowing if someone got canned or is just taking vacation. PGP.

My sister and my best friend are getting married one week apart. I’m MOH for both weddings. PGP.

When you have to call in sick so you can go to a job interview. PGP.

Took a half day to go to a game that’s most likely getting rained out. PGP.

“Hi, who just joined?” PGP.

That guy in the cubes that advertises his soreness due to physical activity over the weekend. PGP.

I fucking love going to Lowe’s. PGP.