Realizing how expensive health insurance is when you turn 26. PGP.

‘Ctrl + C’ing when you should’ve ‘Crtl + V’ed. PGP.

Not enough data to share, but too poor to leave the family cell phone plan. PGP.

The age of “college football is back, but no one can find babysitters for the weekend.” PGP.

Ducking plans for this weekend because you’re still hungover from last weekend. PGP.

Fantasizing about dual monitors. PGP.

Calling into the hurricane hotline to see if the office is closed today. PGP.

Holding in jokes that would probably get you fired. PGP.

I die a little inside every time I have to eat oatmeal for breakfast in the office. PGP.

Spent Saturday night eating sushi alone on the couch. My friends got engaged. PGP.