That knowing “you’re gonna go get fucked up, aren’t you?” look from your boss when you tell him you’re taking PTO to go to Vegas. PGP.

We just got a 4 slot toaster in the office and I’m ecstatic. PGP.

Got Chinese food and my fortune cookie didn’t have a fortune inside. PGP.

Just bragged to someone about my Credit score. PGP.

Coworkers that ask “Where’d you go?” when you return from taking a shit. PGP.