Had to drive five hours for a training seminar because it was ten miles too short to fly. PGP.

I’m the youngest person in my new department by ten years which immediately made me the new IT guru. PGP.

I’m the only one in my department with small monitors because IT maxed out their budget. PGP.

I reluctantly signed up for the company chili cook-off, got too invested in the competition and ended up losing. PGP.

Boss uses my personal Keurig in my office. PGP.

Was playing around with my phone, took my sim card out and lost it. I leave for Europe tomorrow. PGP.