Reordering business cards because all 250 of them have gone into “Customer of the Month” raffles at the go to lunch spots. PGP.

Shower coffee isn’t as much fun as shower beer. PGP.

My work wife quit and it has affected me more than any prior break up. PGP.

Spending too much time making a “creative” gif of yourself to add to the new employee intro email….Outlook doesn’t support gifs. PGP.

When someone follows you into the bathroom then takes the stall next to yours. PGP.

“I have some heartburn about this…” Fuck. PGP.

Living vicariously through people who put in their two weeks notice. PGP.

Deactivated my social media accounts to focus on work. PGP.

My 30-year-old boyfriend can’t keep up with my family’s alcohol tolerance. PGP.