I have no intention to change my drinking habits. PGP.

I literally did nothing at work today. Seriously, nothing. PGP.

The awkward “let’s tell people we met at a bar” talk with your Tinder hook up. PGP.

Can I go home now? PGP.

It’s my turn to take the weekend shift. My boss verbally warned me “you need to be sober.” PGP.

You just keep trying to convince yourself that Tinder isn’t online dating. PGP.

Today, they asked me to help move file cabinets from one side of the office to the other. PGP.

How the fuck did I graduate? PGP.

My mom told me she was proud of me. I think she was trying to convince herself more than anything. PGP.

The insanely difficult 5:30 decision between hitting the gym or bottle. PGP.