Today I was told not to make eye contact with a client. PGP.

1: “On the bright side, the next Game of Thrones is now only 6 days away.” 2: “I wish someone would poison me.” PGP.

This is my coffee mug. There are many like it, but this one is mine. PGP.

Some mornings I just want to build a fort in my bed and stay there forever. PGP.

1: “When is the next three day weekend?” 2: “Late May.” 1: “Shit.” PGP.

“He’s out today, but I’d love to ruin the rest of MY day helping you!” PGP.

If I found out an asteroid was going to hit earth today, I wouldn’t be all that upset. PGP.

I see how many times I can say “meow” on my daily conference call without anyone noticing. My record is 3. PGP.

When you start actively checking the left hand ring finger. PGP.