The highlight of my day was going to Chipotle. PGP
Hooked up with a senior colleague last weekend, I hope she is my boss someday. PGP
On paper, I’m an adult. PGP
My Tinder hook up asked me to delete Tinder.PGP
I feel ashamed that I went in on a Saturday to “get work done” when I really just wanted alone time away from the wife and kid. I will likely do it again. PGP.
Accountants are the Hufflepuffs of corporate America. PGP
Just realized today is my work anniversary, ruined my day. PGP
I get promotional emails from the local liquor store. PGP.
Pretending that you actually have some pull when your buddy asks if your company is hiring. PGP.