The highlight of my day was going to Chipotle. PGP

Hooked up with a senior colleague last weekend, I hope she is my boss someday. PGP

On paper, I’m an adult. PGP

My Tinder hook up asked me to delete Tinder.PGP

I feel ashamed that I went in on a Saturday to “get work done” when I really just wanted alone time away from the wife and kid. I will likely do it again. PGP.

Accountants are the Hufflepuffs of corporate America. PGP

Just realized today is my work anniversary, ruined my day. PGP

I get promotional emails from the local liquor store. PGP.

Pretending that you actually have some pull when your buddy asks if your company is hiring. PGP.